If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer? 

korrasponding:

lampsarepeopletoo:

audiodude:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY FUCK

OH MY GOD.

MINDFUCK.

LOL MATH JOKES NEVER GET OLD.

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Every time I finish a book, 

I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty

Me when I finished The Hunger Games trilogy.

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The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures? 

sodamnrelatable:

The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.

via sodamnrelatable

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deathekidd:

Tumblr, we are so deep

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This is why you didn’t make it into The Avengers

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